Sweden's largest pension fund Alecta clears $8 billion in U.S. bonds, then Trump cancels tariffs on Europe and announces a framework with NATO on Greenland. U.S. stocks soar, and the TACO trading strategy (Trump Always Chickens Out) is once again validated. However, after Bitcoin drops below $88,000, it briefly surged to $90,000 but quickly retreated, becoming the only asset that declines while others rise.